- “You’re not a thief, you’re a collector with questionable ethics.”
- “I don’t do dramas. I do solutions—decorated with flair.”,
- Peter - "Where did you come from?!" Mozzie - "Let's just say forty-five years ago enigma gave paradox a very special hug."
- "Paranoia is the secret to longevity"
- “I’d say trust me, but that would be an admission of guilt.”,
- “Laws are suggestions with guns attached.”
- “You can’t steal back honor, but you can steal a painting.”
- “A lie is only a bad truth told with conviction.”
- There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant
- “I have more fake passports than you have shoes.”,
- We feel free when we escape, even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire
- "Access to your wine collection is well worth the betrayal of my principles"
- “There’s no honor among thieves; there’s just better hiding places.”,
- “I prefer to be an accessory to his crimes rather than try to fix him.”
- Behind every worst case scenario, there's a worst, worst case scenario..
- When plotting an escape or cover: “If it looks like a road, create a detour.”
- “The FBI is basically a club with uniforms.”
- “Never argue with a man holding a deck of marked cards.”
- “Neal, you are impossible and that’s why I like you.”
- Mozzie : Tell him you'll cut off his hands if he doesn't pay up. Clinton Jones : What? Mozzie : It's the Detroit mob, not the Girl Scouts.
- When Neal contemplates returning to crime, Mozzie: “You can’t go home again—but you can burgle it.”
- When discussing the FBI with skepticism: “They catch the opera singers while the maestros conduct symphonies.”
- “People overestimate their ability to spot a con because they underestimate their own greed.”
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- “Always have three exits: the obvious one, the secret one and the one you make at the last minute.”
- We can't change the direction of the wind, but we can adjust the sails
- If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story
- “Sometimes the truth is a tool you sharpen and hand to the right person.”
- “Ideas are currency. Spend them wisely.”,
- “Trust, like life insurance, is sold on spec.”
- “A good con is like a good book: you’re complicit from the first page.”
- “If anyone can get away with it, it’s you.”
- “Preparation is the difference between a hobby and a profession.”
- “We’re all wearing masks. The question is who chose theirs.”
- “People sell you who they want you to think they are.”
- “A gentleman’s code is the best defense against bad taste.”
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